20 4 / 2014

dylanthescientist:

princetanaka:

just a small town girl. Living in a racist, insensitive, sexist, homophobic world,

(cant take the midnight train ‘cause im fuckin scared)

(Source: princetanaka, via captainswaan)

20 4 / 2014

hey-moarrk-hey:

lightningmonkey:

This is why I shouldn’t be let outside

I want future archeologists to find them

hey-moarrk-hey:

lightningmonkey:

This is why I shouldn’t be let outside

I want future archeologists to find them

(via coughingatdaytime)

20 4 / 2014

geeknip:

literallyrad:

today there was a snowboard race at the resort i’m staying at and i’m a pretty decent snowboarder so i thought why not try right. so i wear all black just because it’s the only color i own and i ended up winning and when the announcer came over to me he said “dude! that was pretty awesome bro, what’s your name?” and i took my helmet off like in the movies and let my hair fall out and was like “caitlin” and everyone was liKE OOOOOOH

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(via theagentofinsanity)

20 4 / 2014

notevenhalfwaydecent:

thewalllhaditcoming:

diverging-tobias:

deathserums:

omg i never knew that disney owns marvel what what what

disney owns everything
disney owns star wars
disney owns abc
disney owns you

dose this mean the Avengers count as disney princes?

absolutely

(via somanybowties)

20 4 / 2014

marguerite26:

thesassylorax:

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

comedy gold

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it just keeps getting better

Owl you can fly

but he can’t knot.

(Source: jaclcfrost, via theagentofinsanity)

20 4 / 2014

sorry:

a peaceful walk in the woods really relaxes me. the fact that I’m dragging a body should be irrelevant.

(Source: sorry, via theagentofinsanity)

20 4 / 2014

cliffordgamer:

You are allowed to like both One Direction and 5 Seconds Of Summer.

You are allowed to like only One Direction.
You are allowed to like only 5 Seconds Of Summer.

What you are not allowed to do is be a massive disrespectful asshole to someone for having different preferences/tastes in music than you.

(via ifimlouder-writing)

20 4 / 2014

nflstreet:

preschool teacher: sharing is caring

me: no, sharing is for communists *takes all the toys*

(via theagentofinsanity)

20 4 / 2014

  • 1: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
  • 2: nope
  • 1: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
  • 2: i'm not

20 4 / 2014